well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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