Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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