We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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