I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She just used a chaser for red wine.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
