Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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