I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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