the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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