Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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