so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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