he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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