Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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