You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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