Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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