google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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