I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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