Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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