He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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