So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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