He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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