i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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