see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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