I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?