Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him. http://tfl.nu/vixo
  Replies (13) Good night (3635) Bad night (715)
• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread. http://tfl.nu/pzp6
  Replies (22) Good night (5931) Bad night (947)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out. http://tfl.nu/k8va
  Replies (21) Good night (928) Bad night (4670)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love. http://tfl.nu/cwg6
  Replies (20) Good night (3756) Bad night (1487)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory? http://tfl.nu/3lqg
  Replies (18) Good night (4293) Bad night (957)
• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer." http://tfl.nu/35qp
  Replies (4) Good night (2488) Bad night (675)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time http://tfl.nu/sgzo
  Replies (10) Good night (1774) Bad night (678)
• Favorite

  (567): View more from Ohio

  i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (567): i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand http://tfl.nu/mvlp
  Replies (4) Good night (2073) Bad night (669)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more. http://tfl.nu/w7nf
  Replies (14) Good night (1466) Bad night (948)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me. http://tfl.nu/8o6m
  Replies (3) Good night (1244) Bad night (430)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman. http://tfl.nu/vuix
  Replies (11) Good night (1387) Bad night (832)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me http://tfl.nu/tpku
  Replies (3) Good night (1247) Bad night (583)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this. http://tfl.nu/ma81
  Replies (5) Good night (733) Bad night (522)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.

  (1-706): View more from Georgia

  You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Touche.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid. (1-706): You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man. (706): Touche. http://tfl.nu/xj0m
  Replies (4) Good night (1038) Bad night (472)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious http://tfl.nu/21or
  Replies (7) Good night (321) Bad night (741)

Randomize