So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just found puke in my bra..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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