Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Are these your boobs on my camera?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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