I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My ass is underappreciated
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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