You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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