Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Randomize
