she kept yelling 'call me bella'
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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