FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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