Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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