so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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