Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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