I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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