I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
