Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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