he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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