smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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