So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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