I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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