The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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