I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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