do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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