Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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