is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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