Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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