scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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