I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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