We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
