I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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