I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
How external is "for external use only"?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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