this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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