what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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