How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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