so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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