But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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