I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
