This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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